I've come to the realization that people who live in the Jordan Creek area of West Des Moines are snobs. It doesn't matter if you are carrying a baby, or pushing a cart with a baby in it, they expect you to get out of their way, and if you don't move so they have to, they give you an evil look like you are Hitler or Hitler's best friend. I don't like Hitler, people, so look at me like that again and I will slash your tires. That is an empty threat. I would be too scared to try to slash someone's tires. I wouldn't want to get caught, and then have to pay for some bastard who looked at me like that to get free tires. I'm not made of money people.
I didn't actually come to that realization today, but I was just reminded of it when I was out. Good story, huh.
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I make the threat all the time,but I haven't actually done it(yet)so you just let me know if you need help with that.
ReplyDeleteYeah when you threaten to slash someones tires, even as a joke, they kind of look at you like your crazy. Trust me. I know.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I would slash any tires in the Jordan Creek area. That would make more work for Alex.
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