I got pooped on today.

Yes. You read that correctly. I got pooped on today. I've been spit up on and peed on, but today is the first day that I have been pooped on by Keagan. I was sitting on the couch feeding him when he started farting a lot. Nothing new, he farts a lot. I checked the side of his diaper to see if he squeezed out a little poop with those stinky farts. Apparently I stretched out the diaper and positioned it perfectly so when he pooped it squirted out the side of the diaper and on to my shirt and the boppy pillow that I was using. I love my son, but I was disgusted. I won't go into detail about the consistency or the smell, but it was gross. I took him upstairs, changed him and I took a hot shower. And when I was done with that, I started a load of laundry. The only thing that would have made this a better story is if he would have laughed when he did it. I take that back. There is another thing that would have made this a great story: if he had pooped on Alex instead of me. I thought about teaching him how to poop out of his diaper on Alex, but I don't think I will do that. I don't want him learning how to do that because then I will have to reteach him not to do it.

Although, Alex will be teaching him a lot of bad habits...so maybe I will try to teach him that. Hmm..so many things to think about.